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Weight: Somewhere between a baby whale and an off-road Suzuki
Nickname: Sixfa/Scotty/Fitzy/C**t
Batsman? Bowler? Keeper? None of the above? Something else : Occasional cricketer (occasionally he turns up that is)
Batting style? Erratic
Previous Teams played for? Pontypool under 15's B Mixed Darts doubles
How long have you been (a) casual? 2 years
Number of games played for the Casuals? Less than paul, more than the mavely's
What you bring to the Casuals team? Injuries and cigarettes.
Who is your Doppleganger? Mr. Wimpy
Hobbies? Titty tweaking, French polishing, pasta, wordsearches, salad protests and dogs
Favourite food? Celery
Favourite music? the sound of leather on willow
Favourite film? Driving Miss Daisy
Other hobbies? Nothing then
What was your last DVD / CD purchase? Rusty Lee's Fitness Jambalaya
What 3 people would you most like to invite to a dinner party?: Colonel Gadafi, Johnny 5, and Dennis Rodman
Ideal Woman? Miss Millie's
Age you started playing the glorious game? 11 - I was taught to bowl by female junior school teacher - says it all really!
Best performance? Getting away with a fifty quid fine for lying to a police officer, and possessing two police badges - Luton Magistrates - OCT 98
Favourite game played? Guess Who? (Barry Wanderers, Sept 2003?
Favourite venue played …ever? Sully Hospital - It just feels like home (?)!
Cricketer you most admire and why? Jimeny - What a f***ing Hat?!?!?!
Casual cricketer you most admire and why? Me - I keep turning up even though I'm shit
Funniest moment on the Casuals field? Taking guard at the wrong end - can't specify which match as there is a distinct chance it might've been more than once
Favourite tour moment? Pretending at some point in Jan 05 that we might've been going on one
Favourite Tea had as a casual? (Home or Away) Pub in the middle of nowhere - Beef roast dinner
I like playing for the casuals because………. My other recreational passion is Russian roulette
I hate playing for the casuals because………… Competition is tough especially for tea
If I didn’t play so much cricket I’d be………. a bigger wanker
Pablo says……. I love birds, whiskey and flumps. My real name is Jeffery Jose El Pantaloon, and I'm on the run from a really big dog who will bark the theme tune to the 'Good life' if you tickle his left nut. I unfortunately, entered from the hind quarters, got me nuts mixed up, and now he's pursuing it through the civil courts - aye aye aye - What a cufuffle!?
Did you know…. Scott has had a tough time in the past and has had a few scrapes with the 'rozzers', however he has put that behind him and has matured into a very talented chap. His main real talents are his flourishing comedy career and the trick he often does after a hard game of cricket. Basically Scott is able to pick up a slippery bar of soap with his feet and hence never has to bend down in the showers ever again.


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