STEVE
(FISHER) O'REILLY |
plenty
of thank you… |
Steve
‘O / Steeeeve OOOOOOOOh / old Steve/ variations
on not being young steve, handsome steve etc … |
all-rounder apparently,
equally useless at everything. OR maybe it was ‘all
round’ ( see ‘weight’) |
Heave ho, across
the line, avoid the straight one |
Neat, tidy, well
balanced… are expressions never used in discussion
of my ‘style’. Dishevelled and not quite ready
are more accurate… |
Don't be silly |
Joined in the last
millennium, late 20th century (1997 to be precise) |
loads!
`round the 450 mark |
I bring
a loud voice, a sense of light-hearted wit (often when
batting) and a determination to take part (“gerrronwithit”!) |
Cruelly,
my team mates have suggested a number of serial killers,
Santa, Karl Marx or a bloke asking for change outside
a tube station… |
Cricket,
beer, moaning about not yet having batted, followed by
moaning having batted and got out to a straight one. |
I don’t
discriminate but if pushed I do like a steak and kidney
pie, fish n chips, a roast dinner, and a help yourself
buffet |
Currently
enjoying a re-visiting of the 1980’s, Hazel o’connor’s
Breaking Glass album, but generally enjoy some Soul Divas
or a bit of Hildegard of Bingen … |
Very
moved by ‘Ghandi’ as a teen. Also Bambi
(when slightly younger). French Cinema in general, Tarrantino,
Spike Lee, such classics as The Great Escape, Papillion,
the entire oeuvre of Rock Hudson & Doris Day; Bing
Crosby and Bob Hope; Laurel and Hardy; most things with
John Wayne, or Schwarzenegger, Danny Devito, Bruce Willis,
George Clooney, anything with Tom Hanks …
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I currently
have a racing pigeon that has taken up residence in my
garden, so once I catch him I’ll be entering that
sport… |
Get with
the kids man, its all downloads (or Spotify for us cheapskates)
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Barak
Obama, Cleopatra, Charlie Chaplin |
Yet to
find her, so all applications accepted and considered
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Late
20’s |
Scored
a couple of 50’s and once hit several 6’s
in a single over |
Can’t
remember any of them in detail but usually enjoy the island,
Barry wanderers of course, especially when a tea is supplied
and anywhere that is sunny and we are well fed. |
Perth
International theatre festival was a cracker, also Berlin’s
Maxim Gorki Theatre, and had some wild times at the Edinburgh
fringe …. |
Always
liked Flintoff, and Joe Rooooooot (cos he seems like a
nice guy) |
FOXY!
Cos he just keeps on going…
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Too
many to mention, if it isn’t funny it isn’t
the casuals
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Lady
Di will never be forgotten, but there have been many,
mostly forgotten in a haze of alcohol and regret …
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waking
to hear/see JP using the facilities (the bin) in the bedroom.
Watching the rain, playing Golf in the rain, then driving
home in the rain |
home
made sandwiches and a nice cup of tea always helps- but
these days any tea is a bonus. |
what
the hell else would I do |
it reminds
me how old I am getting the day after a game… |
even
fatter! |
Steve
O is a fine and versatile character actor, appearing in
many plays, television series and recently he has found
his niche in adverts. He can be seen as third shopper
on the right in a tesco advert and is also one of the
amazed bystanders on the classic Babybell advert. Don't
recognise him yet? Well you will when I tell you that
he has proudly been, since 2003 the face of 'Anusol'.
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Steveo
has made his 'mark' on many a player in the team - the
following poem was written by a former skipper during
the season of '06:
It's not about the games you're picked for
But rather the ones you're not
The majority think they play enough
One feels he's been left to rot
Who the Casz that could feel this way
I hear the team cry out loud
Well read on my dear Casz
As he would stand out (& be heard) in any crowd
He has plenty to say as he isn't shy
this curly haired dirty rascal
Another clue if you need one
is that he hails from the Elephant & Castle
He hits hard and he hits it long
with his trusty plank of wood
Imagine what his average would be
if only the straight hit he could
I remember once at Clytha
four sixes did he blast
But at the beginning of the over
bets were taken on how many balls he'd last
Many moons ago at St Mellons
whist on the pitch without a bat
This player claimed a wicket
with the loudest ever recorded HOWAZAAAAAAAAAT ? |