PAUL
CHRISTOPHER STEPHENS |
17st
10 (bone dry) |
Goughy
and John f sometimes call me Pablo |
All of these some
of the time. |
I would say Gordon
Greenidge; some would say more Gordon Ramsey when I get
out cheaply |
Very downmarket Gary
Sobers, I can bowl 3 types of rubbish & I can bat
a bit |
Bedlinog
(1 match), St Fagans 5th's (1 Match), St Fagans as a nipper
and School Team |
Since
about 1995 or 6 I Think, maybe a little later |
More
than anyone else |
2 bats,
sarcasm, gravitas, the subs book, variation and a photographic
memory for opposing batsmen |
Bobby
Schayer the old Bad religion drummer, Norm from Cheers,
The people in work say Sully from monsters inc., Bungle
from Rainbow and Oliver Hardy. Someone said Fatty Arbuckle
but we won't count this as the contributor died shortly
after saying it |
Music,
either heavy or Classical, Cardiff Rugby. Does Jenna Jameson
count as a hobby? |
It varies
but at the moment it is Barbecued spare ribs, shredded
crispy beef and fried chicken in plumb sauce from the
Evergreen |
Again,
this varies, at the moment though its Nightwish |
Either
the lord of the rings trilogy, once upon a time in America
or The Natural |
That
limits my answer then, boring I know but I am currently
copying my old Vinyl & Videos to CD & DVD. Get
ready for some cast offs Andy F & Dan. |
CD -
Tyrany of Souls by Bruce Dickinson
Out of Exile by Audioslave
Mafia by Black label Society
DVD - 4 Bootleg DVD's of Thin Lizzy concerts from 1975
to 1983 |
Jeff
Whitefoot, Alan Phillips and Ian Eidman |
Is this
an Exhibition at Birmingham NEC? |
Probably
around 5 or 6 in the back yard with Mark & my Grampy |
A 50
against the cavaliers outscoring Robin Brown. 5 Wickets
against Cardiff YMCA & Cwmbran, 2 hat tricks, 50 off
6 balls in the St Mary Church 6's final. And 30 odd not
out at St Mellons against Whichurch high school staff
on an exploding pitch after Andy Hood had sent one of
theirs to Hospital after hitting him in the mouth with
one just short of a length |
Miskin
Manor last year. BA a few years back where I bounced out
Mr Owens (Honest) and Mark & John F bowled brilliantly
to win it. And the St Mary Church 6's |
Frampton
(money for old rope eh Goughy) and Taffs Well for the
smell |
Alan
Lamb for standing up to and smashing the West Indies and
Garth Le Roux, My first memory of cricket is watching
him bowl bouncers and murdering the ball everywhere in
the old John Player League for Sussex. |
My brother's
ability to get injured almost every time he steps over
the rope. |
Steve
getting hit in the face whilst Keeping (not funny at the
time but it is now).
Rob & Mark running into each other in the first Stone
game.
Gazza with THE SHOT
Justin & Fitz's partnership at St. Fagans last year. |
Pad calling
that bloke a shit shoveller in Taunton. Muff laughing
at and getting slapped by that girl in Carmarthen and
the immortal "I can see your arse" |
The joint
Tea & supper combo we used to get at Colwinstone |
Funnily
enough I like the people (apart from Matt Linley) |
I sometimes
make an arse of myself when I get out. |
Dead |
I have
2 surreal moments I would like to share. In Taunton I
had to share with John Furnham. I woke up twice in the
night. The 1st time I turned in my bed to see the silhouette
of his exposed stomach against the street light on the
main road outside after he had hoovered up 3 curry's.
If this wasn't disturbing enough I later awoke to look
down the end of my bed to the open door of the bog where
he was having a shit. The phrase scared foe life comes
to mind.
The other moment was the Assault on precinct 13 moment,
when Steve and Murray stormed our bungalow in Ciao and
I had to chase them off at 3 in the morning in shorts
and a vest. I caught Murray and he nearly shit himself. |