| MATT
FOOTE |
| 10 stone
- wet |
| Muff |
| All rounder |
| Classical (Buster
Keaton) |
| Slack |
Keynsham (Somerset
county breeding ground)
Aberaeron (Mid Wales league) |
| Third
Season |
| Ask Shakes |
| Foul
language / cigarettes |
| Tom Cruise
/ Ally McCoist! |
| Titties
and beer |
| Egg and
chips |
| Loud |
| The Great
Escape |
| I have
an empty life then |
Once
upon a time in Mexico
Ramones-Loud and Fast |
| A cook,
a cleaner and someone someone who owns an off licence |
| My Wife
(in case she reads this) If not Salma Hayek! |
| Six |
Scoring
87 out of 120 to win (Aberaeron)
Hat trick against Clytha |
| 1st Time
we beat Sully Centurions |
| Aberystwyth
College Ground |
| Botham
– Drinking, smoking, drugs, womanising – still
good!! |
| Goughy
– The most imaginative use of the C word! |
| All of
them |
| What
goes on tour stays on tour |
| Anywhere
I’m batting last and can stuff myself |
| They
make me look good sometimes |
| They
make me look bad sometimes |
| Bereft
of friends |
| I don’t
like Goughy he makes me fill out questionnaires |
| Since
a young age Matt has loved the countryside but last week
he had to be taken to hospital whilst rolling around with
the milk maid when he found a needle in a haystack! |
