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Weight: 10 stone - wet
Nickname: Muff
Batsman? Bowler? Keeper? None of the above? Something else : All rounder
Batting style? Classical (Buster Keaton)
General cricketing style? Slack
Previous Teams played for? Keynsham (Somerset county breeding ground)
Aberaeron (Mid Wales league)
How long have you been (a) casual? Third Season
Number of games played for the Casuals? Ask Shakes
What you bring to the Casuals team? Foul language / cigarettes
Who is your Doppleganger? Tom Cruise / Ally McCoist!
Hobbies? Titties and beer
Favourite food? Egg and chips
Favourite music? Loud
Favourite film? The Great Escape
Other hobbies? (Wanking is not a hobby) I have an empty life then
What was your last DVD / CD purchase? Once upon a time in Mexico
Ramones-Loud and Fast
What 3 people would you most like to invite to a dinner party?: A cook, a cleaner and someone someone who owns an off licence
Ideal Woman? My Wife (in case she reads this) If not Salma Hayek!
Age you started playing the glorious game? Six
Best performance? Scoring 87 out of 120 to win (Aberaeron)
Hat trick against Clytha
Favourite game played? 1st Time we beat Sully Centurions
Favourite venue played …ever? Aberystwyth College Ground
Cricketer you most admire and why? Botham – Drinking, smoking, drugs, womanising – still good!!
Casual cricketer you most admire and why? Goughy – The most imaginative use of the C word!
Funniest moment on the Casuals field? All of them
Favourite tour moment? What goes on tour stays on tour
Favourite Tea had as a casual? (Home or Away) Anywhere I’m batting last and can stuff myself
I like playing for the casuals because………. They make me look good sometimes
I hate playing for the casuals because………… They make me look bad sometimes
If I didn’t play so much cricket I’d be………. Bereft of friends
Muff says…… I don’t like Goughy he makes me fill out questionnaires
Interesting fact………. Since a young age Matt has loved the countryside but last week he had to be taken to hospital whilst rolling around with the milk maid when he found a needle in a haystack!


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