| JEFF
CLAPHAM |
| 13st
11lb(as of 11.32am 15th May 2005) |
| None…yet |
| Batter, bowler |
| Wide eyed |
| Dunno |
| None |
| 9 years |
| Dunno |
| a lift |
| Andy
from little Britain |
| Chinese,
Indian, english |
| Led Zeppelin,
Wagner, mozart |
| Spartacus |
| None |
How the
West was Won
( Led Zeppelin) |
| Sir Alex
Ferguson, Hitler, Jesus Christ |
| Big chest,
round behind, |
| 5 years
old |
| 4 wicket
maiden |
| Can’t
remember the location, Andy Furnham got a last ball boundary
to win the match (Miskin Manor) |
| Second
ground on first tour to Somerset when we played Dan’s
old team (Baltonsborough) |
| Dave
Thomas, makes me look good |
| Dr Rubbish
falling over at the crease |
| Saturday
night on the first tour to Caio, Paul, nearly taking O’reilly’s
head off after waking Paul up whilst staying in Derek’s
bungalow. |
| Ginger
cake at Colwinston. At home would be the BBq that Graeme’s
sister in law made ( great body) |
| It’s
a laugh |
| no reasons |
| fatter |
| When
Jeff was recently at a hotel, looking at the kitchen facilities
he got mistaken for the dumb waiter!....’Yeah I
Know’ |