| RICHIE
HOLLIDAY |
| lighter
than most casuals (by half) but heavier than some casuals
(but not many) |
| currently
'skip' - formerly hobbit & wallaby (I was very short
for my age in school) |
| who can tell? |
| Marty Fellman |
| Don't know him? Should
I? Does he wear a uniform? |
| None - I'm a virgin
(not really a surprise) |
| Since
1996 I think |
| 170 (ish) |
| A spare
towel for Steve O' |
Telly
Savalis
Ul Brinner
Duncan (Goodhew) not the one from Blue or Norvell - he's
gay!
Pamela Anderson's breast (the left one as you look - well
it's hard not too!) |
| Horses |
Spit
Sunday roast (lamb, crispy roast potatoes [lots], vegetables
[not Christopher Reeves], mint sauce and gravy with fried
bread) |
The Wurzels,
Venom and Michelle McManus (the fat one who won slob
pop idol) |
| Blazing
Saddles |
| Cricket
match reports |
DVD
- Angry Kid / CD - GreenDay
(AmericanIdiot) Scissor Sisters and Keane
|
| Roy Cropper
(Coronation Street sad twat), Pamela Anderson's right
breast and Chris Durnall (I have Homer Simpson in reserve
just in case) |
| Hayley
(Roy's ladyboy wife from Coronation Street) |
| Wanking?
Oh! cricket - around about the age of 40 hopefully - I'm
an optimist |
| After
12 pints on a Saturday night (we're still talking wanking
here though aren't we?) |
| Karen
suggested Hide the Sausage but I'd have to say Miskin
Manor away 2004 |
| Miskin
Manor (nice tea too! - plentiful) |
| WG Grace
- the true casual shape |
| CD for
his commitment to the team |
- Bagpuss and Rob running into one another at Stone
- Any run out which occurs between our batsmen (there's
enough to choose from)
- Dr Rubbish's somersault at the crease
- CD's comments to the women folk of the Sri
- Lankans at Pentyrch
- DB1's LBW appeals
- Me being clouted in the jaw by the ball at Frampton
followed by a lovely cup of tea in Stroud's A&E
- Srini's ball counting
Steve O calling one of our players (fielding for the
opposition) a c*nt at Penarth when he was caught by
the said 'team-mate' and then doing the same a few
weeks later at Wenvoe (to me- c*nt!)
- The annual Casuals video/DVD (including commentary)
- Paul's wandering in Pontcanna Fields
- The fear in the eyes of the opposition when Dr Rubbish
is running in
- The fear in the eyes of our team when Shagger is
throwing in
- Goughy's wicket keeping comments (on others)
- Steve O's successful LBW appeal at St Mellons
- Srini breaking the oppositions helmet with a six
against Rhiwbina
- Bagpuss and his injuries
- Goughy's use of the C word
- Steve O's routine
- Guessing how many balls it'll take
.?
- Rob giving JF out on 99 and then the opposition
telling Rob he wasn't out
- Steve O's umpiring
- Jeff's beamer against Blackwood
- Slightly off the field (in the Butchers Arms beer
garden) - the story of the Ebbw Vale bum rub
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- Baggy's cat moment - care of Pad
- The Brynant Arms singing and the tuba tour evening
- The Bungalow tour evening
- Derek the landlord
- Goughy's missing eyebrow
- Pad's crystal bowl tossing
- The house party up the road incorporating JF's ½
pint of Pernod
- Murray being caught like a rabbit in the headlights
on the bungalow evening
- Trying to bat against Lampeter's openers
- Barricading the door with a wardrobe to stop Pad
and his clippers!
- Mike the c*nt
- 6 for 10!
- Pad's whistling
- Foxy enjoying the oppositions company more than
ours
- Breakfast
- Dan's FHM and High Street Honeys magazines
- Srini's knowledge of all the women in these magazines
- ½ a pint of Baileys
- Bring on the comic!
- Jeff's red & brown sauce breakfast tonic
- Carmarthen's ladyboys
- Dr Rubbish's trousers
- Catching one in the testicles whilst taking a catch
against Pumpsaint
- Srini twatting Mike for 32 in an over
- Foxy putting Baggy to bed (undressed!)
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- Colwinston home made tea followed by sausage and
chips in the pub
- Brynmawr - ham, chips and pickled onions - between
innings!
- Clytha Arms - cheese festival, barbecue and roast
dinner left overs
- Sevenoaks - end of season sausage and chips in Wenvoe
Arms
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| It makes
me feel like I have friends and allows me access to an
endless supply of porn |
| It lets
me know that I have no friends (apart from Pamela and
her 5 mates) |
| Decorating
or wanking |
| Richie
is the epitome of the Casuals spirit and often likes to
make sure the opposition have a good chance of winning
the game. On countless occasions he's deliberately dropped
catches, bowled wides and got out cheaply, so the oppo
can sniff a close win, only for them to completely hammer
us into the ground!
Recently as captain, Richie has lost many a toss on
purpose and was even heard to shout at a recent game
at Penarth - 'That was never out, we should let that
batsmen carry on as he's so near to his 100
..go
on mate you bat on it's a pleasure watching you cart
us to all corners of the ground'. What a sportsman!
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